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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 27 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 27 days ago
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  • DataElemental@programming.dev
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    I’ve seen this so many more times from Microsoft than anywhere else. They even tried reinventing a regex syntax just for their IDE!

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    pff you call that working fine?

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m betting a certain highschool vibecoder will generate a million LOC before even trying the door.

    • hddsx@lemmy.ca
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      Sir, this is PROGRAMMER humor

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    This again? Insert “wheel was reinvented plenty of times” comment here.

  • disco@lemdro.id
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    lemme yt-dlp this message so I can listen to it in the terminal for less distraction

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    It’s a proprietary wheel, we need to create a Flat Circle for Spinning (libFCS).

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    the wheel doesnt need to be reinvented, but it does need to be broken down into its components so they can be used with other things that may need them.

    the spoke, the circle, the tread, and the spoke hub should be broken up before accepting the PR.

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    I am fan of reinventing stuff that was frankensteined to kinda work in a modern world…

    I don’t like hacky solutions.

    Hope systemd is next.

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      Hope systemd is next.

      OpenRC, Runit, dinit, s6, …

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        The init wars!

        (There is a comic somewhere here)

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      *frankensteind

  • Sergio@lemmy.world
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    Plot twist: once you accept the wheel without reinventing it, you have to pay a monthly wheel subscription.

  • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world
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    A spinning wheel? That just screams inefficiency to me… Make it solid state.

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Resisting the urge to reinvent the wheel to run myself over with it

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    lol

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