PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agoI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1698arrow-down120
arrow-up1678arrow-down1imageI'm glad to be here with the rest of you old fogeyslemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·28 days agoAs a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoAs a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
minus-squareAfflictedlife@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoAs an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity
As a 1,000 year old vampire, I apologise for my kind skewing the average.
As a 2,000 year old prepubescent girl, I don’t know which direction I’m skewing it.
As an ageless fifth dimensional being extending my influence into this world through this rotting meat sack I am confused by both of you as I still recall time as a singularity