• SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.

    This is a real man.

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      Alright now let’s all be careful about who we’re describing. I just haven’t gotten a haircut in a while…

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    Wait, why?

    Don’t you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot’s compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

    Couldn’t you just not wear the buttplug?

    Not…? I don’t understand. What do you mean?

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        Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.

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        It’s just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it’s just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

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          Whether it’s for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input

      • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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        I’ve googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it’s been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

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            Good fucking lord. I’ll say one thing, I didn’t realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn’t he?

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          I need goatse.

          It’s in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

              • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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                It’s not that bad! It’s just fleshy. You’ll be fine, just maybe not when you’re eating… Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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                  Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

                  goatse.cx, often referred to simply as “Goatse”, was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

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      It started as a joke about trans/cross dressing coders claiming that their feminine knee high socks were “programming socks” to assist in coding when found by roommates and then somehow it became the idea that all of this stuff was necessary for programming