Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Squatty Potty
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
Stool stool.
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
Wedge door stop would probably work also
Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
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Don’t forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don’t get to comfy in there.
This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia
Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don’t be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you “accidentally” slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
“We’re a family here”
Jerk off and give them a show!
Molotov Cocktail
Time to start crapping on the floor…
That’s a statement!
floor is now tilted by 13 degrees
you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.
This is not a fun break time.
Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence
I was making the concern more explicit and personal. Not to worry.
The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.
Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence…?
No, but I was admittedly in a very bad way the day I made that post, because some bad news I got, and I didnt realize until after the fact it was making me lash out in undeserved ways.
I say that only, and explicitly, as an explanation, and not as an excuse.
Sorry for being a twat.
Sit backwards on the toilet like AC Slater and your legs will feel better than usual
That means you need to take your pants all the way off.
Which means you need to take your shoes off.I’m not removing my shoes and pants to shit in a public work toilet. I’ma grab a cushion from the lobby sofa and use it to prop up my feet
I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers
Hus has Crohn’s. That’s covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.
Oops, I’m 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard
Seriously, this has to be some clever business move to sell more toilets when the employees invariably take a sledge hammer to them.
Tell your coworkers to start plopping on the toilet. Won’t last 3 days
I think I first saw this a decade ago.
Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.
Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.
I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.
I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there’s a legal remedy.
I’ll just stand then
I’d bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
“oh that? Yeah that’s my poopin’ wedge, wanna take her for a spin?”
No no, Bobby, on the top, next to the mouse. Yeah that’s where I put it, so that’s where I want it back okay? Try and get it all off next time. And eat less dude! It helps reduce spatter.
what if I need to shit
That’s what the three hours between your day job and night job are for bud.
Look at Mr. Free Time over here with his 3 hours
Leg strain doesn’t set in until after 5min…make it work
