I’d like to bring back the tradition of sending traitors to islands. Which island should American traitors live on?

Oh thank god, it’s just singular fixation, not aspirational deadening of curiosity. I thought it might have been the mention of Wikipedia, which also tends to draw downvotes. I’m sorry you have to deal with that

Look, this is a tangent but who the hell would downvote a sincere question? Who believes that asking for details is neither worth doing, nor fulfilling in a community called asklemmy? Your finger had better have slipped, because you’ve made an enemy for life, anonymous stranger.

Trawlers really took off like 200 years ago, contemporaneous to the Industrial Revolution which also saw human scientific advancement exploding. It’s just a coincidence that I’m joking about

Neptune: caught in a trawler net. His absence has gifted us ocean stock depletion and worldwide famine, but also an incredibly detailed understanding of ocean currents.

reminds me of

What do you mean you’re at glue?

Why do you have to give apology to me? Now I must distribute among proletariat.

Autocorrect used to be so much better. Now it is incapable of leaving contractions alone, so people think I’m possessive of objects or humanizing them. You don’t accjdentally an “it’s.” Autocorrect is tarnishing my reputation with grammar nazis, and I’m afraid I’ll have to become a grammar communist, but red isn’t flattering for my complexion.

Free use-after? Is this a typo?

My father was addicted to the “righteous” rage. Though he was mostly just addicted to being angry. Hated commercials but intentionally watched live tv to curse at the “motherfuckers stealing my time.” I’d say “rest in peace” but I think that might be antithetical to his wishes.

Beehaw is a Lemmy instance specifically oriented toward being cozy. Just suggesting a better resource for finding what you’re looking for

“Lmao, who runs mathematically optimized assembly? Let’s get this objective-c rewrite going.”

Beehaw’s probably your ticket

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Not happening. I’ve already cleared out all the mask stores

Please change it to “thot” please I’m begging you I’m going to have an aneurysm if you don’t d

If a completely voluntary political fuckup of mine lead to the deaths of dozens of children, I’d either be driven insane or off a ledge. Wonder how they’ll cope, or if they’d even need to.

If big bird had been in there, you think they would have killed off the character?

It’s far and away their most profitable game to date, so it would make sense to get some perspective from it. Can you offer anything concrete about their other platform sales? I’m not familiar with any tools for that