I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
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It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
/moldlyinteresting
extra sharp
I’m not a paleontologist or anything but I’m pretty sure that’s a fossil now. Congratulations!
I believe you first need to trim the pellicle before you serve up that dry aged cheese.
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
Eat it.
They would eat that shit on the walking dead.
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
Hot.
Aged to Perfection!
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.