A music and science lover has revealed that some birds can store and retrieve digital data. Specifically, he converted a PNG sketch of a bird into an audio waveform, then tried to embed it in the song memory of a young starling, ready for later retrieval as an image. Benn Jordan made a video of this feat, sharing it on YouTube, and according to his calculations, the bird-based data transfer system could be capable of around 2 MB/s data speeds.
In before EU genocides all starlings because you can’t put backdoors in them to scan for CSAM.
Well, technically it has a built in backdoor…
Please do not the bird
Do not what the bird?
Complement?
Conflagrate?
Carry in a cute baby stroller?
Don’t
What?
yes
Ok then.
commiserate
Say it ain’t so!
I will not go!
It’s a meme
I’m one of the lucky 10k today!
People are making crude jokes but the truth is birds do have a back door it is whatever food they find tastiest. Birds are easily bribable like humans or dogs.
Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off