All the girls want to talk about gay, but I just want to talk about postgres! There is nothing better than postgres, and database management systems are a great way to break the ice on the first date. But women just don’t understand it!!! All they want to talk about is gay, saying things like “you seem really nice but you’re crying in my arms at 3am telling me of your lifelong desire to date a man who would understand postgres, I’ll support you no matter what but have you considered that you may not be entirely straight?” Silly women!
All the girls want to talk about gay, but I just want to talk about postgres! There is nothing better than postgres, and database management systems are a great way to break the ice on the first date. But women just don’t understand it!!! All they want to talk about is gay, saying things like “you seem really nice but you’re crying in my arms at 3am telling me of your lifelong desire to date a man who would understand postgres, I’ll support you no matter what but have you considered that you may not be entirely straight?” Silly women!
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