My parents when I was born:
Your poor parents…
My daughter is now my other son. Checkmate, meme.
How’s the hog on him?
When transitioning does that mean you get to fuck yourself and lose your virginity to someone dead of the opposite sex lol?
Seek help
Jokes on you! This is me already helped!
I’m pretty sure if you were transitioning, you would fuck yourself but ratherly you would fuck people of the same gender since technically you are the opposite gender
WTF?!? I don’t think about any of my kids sex lives. 3 out of 4 are adults (18-23) and I don’t give a fuck. It’s their life to live.
Good. That’s how it should be. But it’s not how it is for a very massive chunk of the population. A lot of people have sexist beliefs when it comes to men vs women having sex, and they project those onto their children.
When my wife lost her virginity, her mom threw a fit about it, called her a worthless slut, said she would end up homeless working as a prostitute, and refused to talk to her for a week. My wife was 20 years old when this happened.
We’ve been married for 14 years now. I was her first. And my lovely, compassionate, caring wife who only wants every person to live their best life, has one little petty thing she does. Whenever her mom spends the night, my wife will be both horny, and loud, with me (the person who was her first, all those years ago) because her mom can’t say anything bad about it.
Do you get a Pavlov boner when your mother in law spends the night?
Not really, the big difference between a normal night for us or a night when her mom is visiting is that my lovely wife doesn’t try to stay quiet when her mom is visiting.
Your wife is awesome!
I know it!
Who are these parents so interested in their children’s sex lives? Would they like the details of every time they take a dump too?
What shit parent takes no interest in the lives of their kids and what shit parent would not care about their underage kids running around banging without consequence
I don’t know. Are you asking me? I’m referring to the meme if you are. Sorry, can’t really help. I’m sure there’s parenting communities if you’d like to talk about parents interested in dealing with sexually active kids, which is quite different to what’s going on here.
Literally every good parent in the world should have an interest in their child’s health (which includes their sex life). Braindead take I’m surprised you put the lead paint chips down long enough to type that comment
Not everyone likes to install tape recorders in childrends bedrooms. How dare this guy not share your exact thoughts on parenting though fucking child for sure!
No shit.
And thanks for the random insults. Feels projecty.
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They are fictional. This is a bad meme, sir.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Hey can I ask where does this statement come from? Specifically I’m just wondering what’s the origins of it?
The Office
Tysm, this was what I was looking for
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Which god?
Apollo? Zeus? Allah? Yaweh? Shiva? Nirankar? Unkulunkulu? The flying spaghetti monster? Kahless?
Be more precise
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AIAT!
Pretty sure they are a troll. Name being a play on “Karen”
I just checked and saw they went into a programming thread and said they speak English because it is the only language needed. Have to say as much as I don’t care for trolls, that is kinda funny
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:p
Didn’t ask.
Yeah so are mixed fibers you philistine, but I’m betting your ass isn’t wearing exclusively one fiber. Don’t use a 3000 year old book as your basis for modern morality.
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So we agree that the rules laid down long ago by long dead people have no inherent value, especially for people who don’t subscribe to that belief system. Glad we’re on the same page.
The only reason this comment got bombed is because no one wants to hear some preachy dick trying to shame other people’s lifestyles.
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TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate
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Get off the cross. We need the wood.
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Yawn. Low quality trolling. If real, low quality christian that doesn’t follow their own faith. Nothing to see here.
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I’ll give you a pass because that other guy believed it and I can’t argue with results
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