I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

mfw just asking ChatGPT to write an undetectable essay.

Later, losers!

Rocko’s Modern Life =(

ITT: “It’s ok when we do it.”

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If you have no money, just get more money. This is elementary, come on hobos!

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

Bah, what are we paying those nerds for anyway? Just math it out!

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

“We’re not assholes. But if we are, then they deserved it.”

Were you going to have monkey fights on it aswell? Dang!

Smash that like button!

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

It is what it is.

And everyone pointing that out gets downvoted into oblivion, rofl. I hate the internet and the sick degenerates on it.