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minus-square60d@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoThese were always full of water, I promise. Jokes aside, isn’t all tapwater just diluted heroin when you think about it?
minus-squareShowroom7561@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day ago Jokes aside, isn’t all tapwater just diluted heroin when you think about it? If you were into homeopathy, you’d claim that diluted heroin is more potent than the stuff you buy on the street! 💁♂️
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoYou drink diluted piss. Think about it.
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoSo how much more do i need to inject before i feel something?
minus-square60d@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoJust keep going until it works. Someone on here said 6 liters within 3 hours, I think.
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoThanks for the quick response. I’m just going to connect the IV bag to the catheter for max efficiency.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThe body does not produce enough. You need to hook up at least 4 of your friends directly into your veins
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoGuys this is getting complicated and I don’t feel anything. I’m just going to go to the back of the Wendy’s…
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoSir, this is a Wendy’s.
These were always full of water, I promise.
Jokes aside, isn’t all tapwater just diluted heroin when you think about it?
If you were into homeopathy, you’d claim that diluted heroin is more potent than the stuff you buy on the street! 💁♂️
You drink diluted piss. Think about it.
And all piss has heroin in it.
You’re welcome.
The basis of homeopathy.
So how much more do i need to inject before i feel something?
Just keep going until it works. Someone on here said 6 liters within 3 hours, I think.
Thanks for the quick response. I’m just going to connect the IV bag to the catheter for max efficiency.
The body does not produce enough. You need to hook up at least 4 of your friends directly into your veins
Guys this is getting complicated and I don’t feel anything. I’m just going to go to the back of the Wendy’s…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.