• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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    “You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You’re gonna go far, kid, we’re taking you to the park after this!”

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    There’s no such thing as a junior dev. I remember looking at the job listings at some huge company. Like 5-7 years ago. They had dozens and dozens of senior dev positions and that was it.

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      There is, but once in a while you need some person that knows what they’re doing. Those positions tend to stay open longer because they can’t find the guy they’re looking for. Junior Dev position gets bombarded with applications in any second of the day.

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        That’s the joke, yes. Thank you for explaining it. One problem is that software development is not a real profession, so it’s a free for all nightmare.

        Also, it’s not once in a while; I’m telling you that I’ve seen trillions of senior positions and a handful of junior or trainee positions.

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    Just maintain eye contact whilst you drop trou and shit in your chair. It’s a sign of solidarity and the least you can do.

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    😂 That’s hilarious but also kinda true if you think about it. Do you reckon memes sometimes capture reality better than news headlines?