The winner of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize is Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado
The award goes to the person or organisation that’s done the most “for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses”
US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award, but nominations closed in January - at the start of his second term in office
Trump will now threaten to take over Venezuela, hit Norway with 300% trade tariffs, and argue that the Nobel Prize means nothing at all whilst simultaneously saying its committee is a fraud and he actually won it.
I’m more worried he’ll take it out on Palestine via the ceasfire, because he’s a petty bitch.
“Actually Bibi just keep killing them, what’s the point anymore?”
Bibi: No change in plans, then?
Bookmarked! I want to see how accurate this becomes. That’s all he wanted so he can one up Obama.
And will also say that he’s never heard of this Alfred Nobel guy.
@remindme@mstdn.social 10 days
@gigachad Ok, I will remind you on Monday Oct 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM UTC.