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Lasherz@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

But it kinda works tho...

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But it kinda works tho...

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Lasherz@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • laserm@lemmy.world
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    At least make it if !isPasswordCorrect || isFirstTry

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      guard isFirstAttempt { return LoginError(); }

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    Center guy’s hair got visibly lighter from the stress

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    The only part that works is that I get to keep my trust issues.

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    Even worse the silent invalidation of a correct password.

    Use password manager.

    Can’t log in, because “password is incorrect”… Fuck you! It is not! I copied in the same fucking thing as months before! If you want to force me to change it then say it! Asshole!

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      sorry, but your new password cannot be the same as your current one.

  • falseWhite@lemmy.world
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    I swear Microsoft does that.

  • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Is this Tron: Ares?

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    isFirstSuccessfulLoginAttempt

    Important distinction.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        SessionSuccessfulLogins == 1
      
    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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      Yeah, as it is it only works if the brute force algorithm gets it on the first try.

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        Not even then. Brute force cracking programs don’t rely on the server to indicate if the attempted password is correct.

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        Boho sort is O(1) in the best case scenario

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          i guess you mean bogo sort? just verifying that output is sorted requires O(n). In Quantum bogo sort, you can skip verification.

          • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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            Yeah, stupid autocorrect. And verifying ain’t the same as doing. I’ll come in, I’ll “sort” your data, and I’ll do it damn fast. You want verification that’s extra!

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              but how do you know you are done. maybe there are different ideas of what bogo sort is, but as i remember, it is basically a while true (or while false loop) with condition - while list_is_not_sorted { return_a_random_ordering }

              • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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                Yeah but I said in the best case. In the best case, your randomization is correct so you don’t need to check it

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        No, it just means you have to type in the correct password twice in a row.

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    Removed by mod

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    deleted by creator

    • accideath@feddit.org
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      You are very confident in your ability to not make a typo.

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        How to make a typo when using password manager?

        I tell you how. Password manager fills the input just a bit too fast so that misused react handler goes into race condition and skips last character.

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        You’re still typing PWs? I c&p them from Keepass.

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          I prefer a password system that I can memorise or derive.
          Although, fair, I do also use a pm.

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          How do you log on to your computer?

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            On my last job we had fingerprint scanners for that.

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            Memorize the disk encryption password, memorize the keepass database password… wallah

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