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A picture of a very long, fluffy white cat stretching out of her bed onto the floor.

Chi Chan!!!
Great, now I have to watch all 12 commercials again.
Now we need one with a series of little kittens

ooooo long johnson
Feline Falkor?
My thoughts exactly
… the neverending stoooryy… Lalala, lalala, lalala…

Spill in aisle three.
tl;dv - too long; didn’t view
how
Shaved and splooted
physicists of Lemmy please weigh in
Cat is liquid.
Incorrect. Cat is fifth phase of matter.
This answers the age-old question: is long cat long, really?
The answer is ofc yes. 😸
This cat has been napping too long.
The fur is cut, got me there Totally
It looks like one of those cursed Furbys.

Okay so Christmas is coming up and I I have a brother in law and a sister I make hell for each year…
I once gave her kid a coloring book of animals humping. She colored them all in and sent the pictures off to one of those companies that makes family photo collages into blankets. And that’s now a thing I own.
It’s been a bit but I’m ready to return fire.











