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A picture of a very long, fluffy white cat stretching out of her bed onto the floor.

Chi Chan!!!
Great, now I have to watch all 12 commercials again.
Now we need one with a series of little kittens

ooooo long johnson
Feline Falkor?
My thoughts exactly
… the neverending stoooryy… Lalala, lalala, lalala…
Spill in aisle three.

how
Shaved and splooted
tl;dv - too long; didn’t view
This answers the age-old question: is long cat long, really?
The answer is ofc yes. 😸
physicists of Lemmy please weigh in
Cat is liquid.
Incorrect. Cat is fifth phase of matter.
This cat has been napping too long.
The fur is cut, got me there Totally
It looks like one of those cursed Furbys.

Okay so Christmas is coming up and I I have a brother in law and a sister I make hell for each year…
I once gave her kid a coloring book of animals humping. She colored them all in and sent the pictures off to one of those companies that makes family photo collages into blankets. And that’s now a thing I own.
It’s been a bit but I’m ready to return fire.











