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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 days ago

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  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      …and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

    1 👍

    2 ☝️

    3 👆

    4 🖕

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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

      • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        The old Monty Beerhall problem!

    • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

      (anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Just make sure you don’t confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there’s anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it’s not affiliated. Just FYI

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        I wish they’d post them more than once a year these days…

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Oh this is a good one

  • melfie@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me of this:

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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

    • melfie@lemy.lol
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      Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

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    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      🖕beer please

    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      👏👏👏👏👏👏

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          Customer is always right

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    That is actually 5, in Latin.

  • eah@programming.dev
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    Off by one error

    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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      Thats what I thought at first

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

    • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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      Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

  • Slyke@programming.dev
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    Never ask for 2 beers though.

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      ok sign with middle finger…

      my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

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    So binary is French? That’s legit 3 in French

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      Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

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        Weird, thumb out is 3 in ASL (a french sign derived language), but thumb in that position reads as a really weird 2 to me

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          That actually makes sense to me — ASL retains the “thumb = 1” system present in most of Europe.

          The programmer is using what I’d call an “Anglo” two. It’s what I grew up with in North America.(see the Inglourious Basterds three finger scene for reference)

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    This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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        That’s because of how the number 2 is represented.

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    It almost works better without the quote

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    He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he’s showing 6.

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