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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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Nice weather we're having

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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    if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”

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      *puts on ski mask*
      ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

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        I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

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      The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…

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        i bought too many board games

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          I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

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    Could you share your Emacs config?

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      *Girl-chan blushes*

      "I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "

      *Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

      “Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”

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      Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…

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      I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

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      Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

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    What’s your monitor aspect ratio?

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      I mean, it’s pretty big, but not too big, you know?

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      Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.

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        Tetris, Quake or what?

        Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict…

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    Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

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      And she seems into it.

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    She looks fuckin into it tbf

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      Shes laughing, let’s goooo

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    can i pentest your honeypot?

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    I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

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    Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn’t wearing pants. lol

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      Canot unsee now.

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    I did the same today on bus 🙃

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    Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

    (Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female…)

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    Crazy entertaining actually

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    This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

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    Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌

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