I would like to propose to accept JavaScript as an esoteric programming language. The syntax is a joke and nobody uses it unironically.

No FiM++?

At least when I had to create a DSL in a project I gave it a fitting name: Bullscript.

I have an idea for an eso lang, called Greentext, where you write little programs as greentext story, scope indentation is >, and exception handling is done by typing > my parents beat me up.