is this more potent than three penis wine?
I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?
Chicago, USA
It’s unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.
You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.
Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.
If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨
Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier
That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.
OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then
Why would he smite the pennies tho?
They ass pennies.
Made from, by, or for magical penis?
Yes
Sold
Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.
There’s a whole genre of memes that’s just badly translated English. I believe it was popular back when I was a college sophomore in the mid 2000s
I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i’m away from my parents i’m like FINALLY i can get high, lmao
Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something… What a gamble.
Give me some. Let’s do this.
The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.
Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?
No the font ‘aileron bold’ is a bit wacky but I like it.
How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.
This is what I want for xmas
This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.
Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie’s digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷
Sounds like Bluesky’s favorite beverage.
