I remember when Ubisoft was a logo I liked seeing on my gaming screen.

I wonder what my distant uncle who said Trump made him richer would think about this. I think he was referring to the three tiny stimulus checks he got during the pandemic. Oh well, he voted for this.

Turns out bishops are good for more than diddling kids.

One beard = one hair 🤣

Proof that conservacunts are only against pedophiles if they’re Democrats.

This hide-the-shit-in-the-sandwich bullshit needed to have ended decades ago, along with the filibuster.

You joke, but this happened to me. And worse: it was a gift, and she asked how it was doing.

Conservatives: Gays want to destroy the sanctity of marriage!

Also conservatives;

Oh, just 20 GB, give or take.

I’d accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.

Do I really need to give them an email to download? Why?

If you beat them at it, they can’t do it themselves! Duh! Oh, wait.

Mine were amazing across the board throughout K-12. That’s why I said in my experience.

Good on her. I hope she puts that money to good use. Teachers usually have a good head on their shoulders, from my experience.

I guess it depends on the household. I could say my mom did a great job at educating us. My siblings, mom, and I hold very similar values.

Your what has mold in it?

Ohh, I know of one sack lying piece of shit orange man with a fake tan who could use some concentrated sun rays. And quite a few of his accomplices.

No, it’s completely under Republican control so that nobody moves a muscle to release the Trumpstein Files among other things.

I really hope those weren’t immigrants, or this story would have a very different tone to it.

Oh, I know the feeling, but only for a few days. That shit’s so stupid, how everything that could go wrong, goes wrong.