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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Why are we using magic strings for behavior?

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      Feel free to fork my comment.

      • Tja@programming.dev
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        Does Santa accept PRs?

    • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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      It’s an ENUM and other people have to read this fucking codebase too, Brian!

      • Olap@lemmy.world
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        I’ve a DBA who would insist on this being in a dimension table and using a foreign key constraint instead of just a fucking string

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          I like your DBA!

          Users probably don’t.

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