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minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoEvery time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.
minus-squareAldinTheMage@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoI miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!
Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.
MongoDB is webscale!
I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!