• Asafum@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      It’s literally my “retirement plan.”

      After my older family pass away like my mother, father, and grandmother, I’m taking a trip to the store and buying a shotgun to eat then fucking off somewhere deep into the woods where hopefully no one has to accidentally find me.

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        20 days ago

        If you’re in the US, get the gun now, you might need it for other reasons. Fascists typically try to take the guns at some point. Don’t believe Republican 2nd amendment bullshit. The leaders would love to take the guns, Trump even said as much.

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        20 days ago

        I mean you can imagine more than that, my plan is to take loans and credit cards I have no plans to pay back, ball out all over the world and then book a solo sky dive, perhaps over an active volcano and dive straight into it

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        19 days ago

        Why not intentionally overdose on heroin? Yeah you will puke and pee/poop your pants while you die, but it’ll be fucking awesome.