Weird, in my experience with time the rope gets shorter and the bells hang lower.
Fat little grubworm sitting atop the dangliest sack the world has ever seen.
Balls definitely don’t get smaller as you age.
No one’s gonna mention that it gets lonelier to play, as well? 🥲
“Captain? I’m getting Dad Jokes on all frequencies!”
I love that you capitalise “THIS” in all of your titles. It’s like a bot programmed to create 2012-style clickbait headlines for spam articles or YouTube videos, but I don’t think you’re a bot. It makes me smile every time I see you do it.
I can’t read the title without suddenly hearing Doug DeMuro
Hoozat?
If you take up hockey late in life it’s because you don’t give a puck anymore?
How do pickleball balls fit into this? They’ve got holes in them, is this something I need to look out for?
The holes are aesthetically pleasing to woman so more is better.
Pickleball has a big ball
Real men drive race cars, unlike most sports it takes 2 balls.
Edit - Oh its a boomer response to a boomer meme. Lighten up.
I know you were joking, but if you were serious, I’d have to point out that the late great Sabine Schmitz overtook a bunch of Porsches n shit on the Nürburgring using a fucking Ford Transit van. And I’m pretty sure most of those would’ve had two balls behind the steering wheel.
The balls in question are metaphorical. Its just a lazy reply to reply to dudes who act like I’m a pussy because I dont care about football.
Not even all that big on motor racing, If I dont get to drive it I dont really care.
