Sometimes Amazon has the stupid low priced widget that I need, at a lower price than anywhere else, with next day delivery…

Like… Fuck…

Thats not how tax deductions work.

I love telling women “Getting kicked in the balls hurts way worse than giving birth” and wait for them to get all mad. “Hey I’m just saying I got kicked in the balls once, never again. You have 3 kids, why would you willingly do that multiple times if its so bad?”

Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but…

It doesnt say you can teleport back…

You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you’re gonna get “interviewed” at an airport really fast.

I have a problem like that with man made static heights.Sounds weirdly specific but Rollercoasters dont bother me, flying is fine and edges of cliffs are ok. But a railing on a hotel balcony or glass floor over a drop… GET FUCKED.

I would say you’re pretty much on the money only in the region of 1000sq for a single person being “optimal” once you take into account storage spaces, bathrooms, balconies, and so on. A kitchen for one and a bathroom is likely the same size as for a couple. A couple doesnt need a noticable amount more room than one person. Add kids and immediately double it… they have a lot of stuff.

In most countries for average people if you can make a convincing argument about why you thought it would be allowed and can argue it with a straight face they arent interested in nailing you over it because it isnt worth their time.

I asked my accountant “Hey, when I take sick leave at work and I have to get a doctors certificate to get paid for those days, does that make the doctors visit a work expense?”

He said “Thats a legitimate enough argument that if you want me to I’ll put them on your return. Dont know if it would pass an audit but the reasoning is solid”

Absolutely. They are stickup weapons, you pull them on someone on the other side of a register. The dude behind the counter will still shit himself.

Money cant buy Happiness, but given the choice I’d rather do my crying in a Bentley.

Bicycle riding, vegans, linux, dieting, crossfit, etc.

You dont know the normal ones, you know the foaming at the mouth loonies who wont shut up about it.

The only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.

E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2

Mr Y, a1 3f b2

A1 means “Straight and unmarried” but 4d means “Totally a Pedo” and 3f means “Will probably call the police if you even hint at it” and b2 is “Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs”

Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who “Bubba” is… Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.

What broke the first one?

Theres a reason dads make hobbies out of their yard, grilling and DIY.I have to do this shit anyway, it can either be what stops me from doing what I want or I can find the happiness and satisfaction in it.

My relaxation time might be ten minutes having a coffee in the back yard with the garden and lawn looking immaculate but it would have been 2 hours work to get it to “done” but 3 to get it to “perfect” because ultimately what was I gonna do with that hour? Watch some Youtube videos I only half give a fuck about or play a video game I’m mediocre at. Once you figure out you can also run a smoker while you do those chores at the end of the day everyone gets ribs.

Honestly MMA events are usually pretty chill when it comes to actual violence I believe its because the percentage of people who can actually fight in the audience is way higher than at regular sports.

The dudebro assholes can never be 100% sure if that skinny dude is there because he likes to watch fights or because he trains with one of the competitors.

Honestly you arent fucking wrong.

If a woman has a series of bad experiences with a series of asshole dudes and decides she is done with it and would rather be single everyone claps because she is empowered. If a guy has a series of bad experiences with a series of just horrible women and decides he is done with it and would rather be single he is an incel and men are the problem.

Some dudes are incels because being a garbage human being with no regard for the feelings of others isnt limited to men. Women can say and do cruel shit too. I watched my 5’3 buddy ask a girl out and get “Ewww” instead of “No thank you” this shit doesnt happen in a vacuum.

Not to mention almost outdoing Jeremy Allen White in the Sexy Chef dept in The Bear.

Heh. I started training because I wanted the lazy fatass in the mirror causing all my problems to die one way or another.

Youtube has its problems, its also a modern miracle. Seriously the fact that it exists at all is insane. Youtube is the post 2000 public library for wanting to learn about damn near anything.

I feel you, the other end of the horseshoe is breeding licences or permits or some shit.