The balls in question are metaphorical. Its just a lazy reply to reply to dudes who act like I’m a pussy because I dont care about football.

Not even all that big on motor racing, If I dont get to drive it I dont really care.

Ok, that was kind of funny.

A lot of his stuff isnt very funny, but its also not highly objectionable. At the end of the day if people see someone constantly posting stuff they dont like block user is right there. Its so much more effective than downvoting every post they make. It doesnt have to be with malicious intent like “Fuck this guy” Ive got tons of communities blocked simply because the content is not relevant to me. Its just clutter.

Honestly I’m all for it.

Not everything needs to be about the evils of capitalism. I posted in an ADHD community about how I think I’m fed up with managing my symptoms and I’m going to talk to a doctor and someone suggested that Capitalism is to blame for my symptoms.

Im surprised they didnt try to tell me I’d also have less trouble focusing if I switched to Linux.

I mean I agree. But I also appreciate people finding the quality comedy on those places for me and sharing it here.

Maybe just start a “SocialMediaGems” sub or something.

Speaking VERY GENERALLY and no I dont want to argue about this. 0 to 5 tend to gravitate towards their mother because they want to feel nurtured and protected. 6 to 12 tend to gravitate to their father because they are more likely to encourage behavior that carries an element of risk as they want to try new things or develop skills.

But they also arent stupid and pretty fast pick up on which parent to take what to for the best outcome.

Real men drive race cars, unlike most sports it takes 2 balls.

Edit - Oh its a boomer response to a boomer meme. Lighten up.

High beam switch.

Next time you’re in a waiting room or somewhere a bunch of people are just sitting around trying not to bother each other have a look around and see how many people are sitting there actively not closing their mouths to breathe, its going to be zero. I dont mean they dont sigh or take the odd breath either. Then just imagine they are, its horrifying.

Butt stuff.

I’m the exact same especially the ADHD because it gives me another calculation to do "Building my own looks fun plus buying one is more expensive minus the chance of me getting bored half way through and wasting the initial investment. Hmmmm lets spend a little more and just get the thing premade.

For a while there with the “Not a flamethrower” and stuff he did manage to put a veneer of “Wacky” over the way he conducts business.

Maybe I do have some rose tinted glasses because I hated 8 oh so fucking much.

Thats what I keep saying about Windows 10.

When it dropped it was fucking amazing. Every last thing just worked and they werent trying to milk us for every last cent or scrap of personal info just yet.

A friend suggested UBI for rural and semi rural areas only.

“If you want to collect a check and do fuckall but work on your art or music or whatever. Fine, but do it somewhere people arent fighting tooth and nail to live awesome lives.” If you want to live near the beach and have awesome international touring bands come to your city… that shit is for the people who work for it.

I mean, its not a terrible idea.

Sometimes Amazon has the stupid low priced widget that I need, at a lower price than anywhere else, with next day delivery…

Like… Fuck…

Thats not how tax deductions work.

I love telling women “Getting kicked in the balls hurts way worse than giving birth” and wait for them to get all mad. “Hey I’m just saying I got kicked in the balls once, never again. You have 3 kids, why would you willingly do that multiple times if its so bad?”

Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but…

It doesnt say you can teleport back…

You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you’re gonna get “interviewed” at an airport really fast.