• PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz
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    10 days ago

    38*365=13870

    856346/13870=61.74

    This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day

    He is the king of gooners

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      At some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood.

      Truly the most committed of our time.

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      Agree with the starting at 12 theory. He gets enough sleep too, so figure 16 conscious hours per day and he’s busting around every 10 minutes.

      Cause of death: dehydration.

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      Reminds of of Adam Carolla when he was hosting the Love Line radio show in the late 90s to early 00s and swore he jerked it 50 or more times a day… Talk about chaffing lol