I hate saying it like this, but this kind of thing reminded me: every 5-10 years take a legit amazing, wonderful photo of yourself. A for real glamor shot. Dressed awesome, good lighting, lovely background. Make the effort.
Not only for your funeral, but if you get killed in a public fascist escalation and every news outlet news needs something to run, give them something beautiful to define your life.
Now let’s all go have a cry real fast.
I see a future where all photos at a funeral are AI generated.
Unknowingly?

This is why you should only make silly faces on your photos
In the navy we had to pose (knowingly) for a photo in case we would die.
Neither of my parents wanted or had any memorial service when they died. They were both cremated. I have a picture I took of them together about 20 years ago, it sits on a sort-of memorial shelf in my entry hall.
IDGAF what happens to my body after I die. As the youngest of four kids, I’ll probably outlive all of my siblings. The only person that might give a damn when the time comes is my son. I have no idea where he will be or what he might be doing. ATM, he still lives with me, but I hope to be around for at least another 20 years. He might be on the other side of the world by then.
Where’d the real mickey7 go? We can’t have a fake coming in here posting actual memes.
He died. This is mickey8
I won’t care, I’ll be dead by the time my funeral happens.
I’ve already told my kids I don’t want a funeral, and I hate having pics taken of me but I try to get a few every so often so that they have something to remember me by. I have a few pics of my parents and grandparents when they were alive and it’s nice to be able to see where I came from.
So very few pictures are taken of me that I can expect the most recent photo will always be the only option.

Fuck, that’s enough interneting for today
Not if you knowingly pose for one. I’ll hold up a banner saying ‘Use this one’.
Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.








