Coal Ash Is More Radioactive Than Nuclear Waste

Cockroaches do a lot of litter cleanup out in nature. I worry about what might happen if they vanished. But those malaria mosquitoes can fuck right off to Hell as far as I’m concerned.

The white supremacists are losing the numbers game, so “something must be done before it’s too late.”

*crashes, car bursts into flames, driver climbs out of wreck and walks through fireball, is fine except that the waistband on his underwear melted to his skin, thereby prompting F1 to require special fireproof underwear for their drivers.

Ralphie

and Verne

and Neville

Perhaps you could get AMD to pay you $35 billion for the hypothetical potential of amusement later on.

Libs HATE it when strong MAGA men cut their own dicks off!

That is not dead which can eternal lie.

There’s “Freudian slip,” and then there’s “Freudian 32.5 Ft. Water Slide and 2 Inflatable Boards, Extra Long Double Lawn Heavy Duty Splash Mat Pad with Sprinkler for Kids Adults Backyard Summer Water Toy”

My grandmother’s will said “you can donate my body to the university, and if they don’t need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that’s good too.”

TIL that Houndstooth dates back to at least 360-100 BC.

Good ad campaign, too.

Unihertz Jelly Star! I bought one solely to use as an mp3 player, but I got very close to it becoming my regular full-time phone.

The Plants that Would Not Die

But then I start to feel like

this guy, with the “real” camera and the phone camera, but the phone camera is the one I’ve most consistently got on me, because I can’t lug a whole additional piece of hardware around in a camera bag, meanwhile the phone camera pictures are grainy and shitty, and I’d just as soon have a Pixel in my pocket at all times that can take fairly good pictures at all times.