Okay, how about a compromise: I’ll agree to build a monument to him after he’s gone, but he has to go AS SOON AS IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

Cold America, Hot America, Desert America, Rude America, Posh America, Crowded America, Island America, etc.

Which would suggest that Trump’s actual mental decline is far worse than his public presentation implies.

It’s all so… plausible. His shove, her little cry of pain and surprise and fear, the way he leans down and tells her not to touch his club and then stalks away and furiously grabs the club as he leaves. The ad would have been better if it had been escalated to Looney Tunes levels of reaction, but instead they leave it in this alarmingly real area of domestic violence.

He’s more high fructose corn syrup now than tomato, twisted and evil.

I’ve got a concept for a wrestling tag team of a couple of black-hat villains who escaped from a silent movie. They wear old-timey muscle man singlets under swooshy blacks capes, have handlebar mustaches, work out with spherical dumbbells, and they’re always tying people to train tracks or saw mill logs and trying to steal the deed to wrestling.

So probably like silent movie piano jazz.

Rock DJ has one of highest deltas between “Enjoyable Song” and “Deeply Upsetting Music Video”

I once saw a Mom at an information desk at an art museum take her fussy, fidgeting toddler, gently lay him down on the ground, and put her foot on him, Captain Morgan style:

Kid didn’t cry or try to escape. Thoroughly impressive. Might plant the seed to awaken something in the kid when he hits puberty, though.

I miss AIM :(

I’m thinking maybe “Because if you subtract 40 from my number you get a negative number,” but I could be either over- or under-thinking it.

They knew they were in a time loop, but they couldn’t know how many times they’d done the loop.

It’s worthwhile to acknowledge that movies don’t all exist along a Good-Bad axis, but also along an axis of Watchable-Unwatchable.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie with Bob Hoskins is Bad and Watchable.

La Dolce Vita is Good, but I would be hard-pressed to call it Watchable.

Morbius is Terrible, but not even remotely in a fun, Watchable way. It’s just cold dog shit.

And of course all of these categories are 100% subjective relative to the individual viewer.

Ever heard of Darn Tough socks? Expensive per pair, but they come with a lifetime guarantee.

Stone Temple Montblancs

My wife does that. Early on, I asked her…

“Why do you set the microwave to 1:11?”

“Because it takes less time than 1:00.”

“I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.”

“🤦🏻‍♀️”

Or William H. Macy