Ah so ai isn’t bad at words, its just writing Norwegian!

Check your DM my dude

I can teach anyone any board or card game so long as I can play it once on my own. In my 20s I used a local charity coffee shop to teach the entire graduating class of my small town how to play magic the gathering.

Hey I got a PDF on electrical work from my online electrician course I can give you. If you’re at all mechanically inclined you’ll have it down pat by the end of the book.

That reason is because Hersey chocolate was the first chocolate the common American could afford and the processing method that Hersey used to produce it would create butyric acid from the milk. Now they add it back in because customers complained when they refined the process.

While in American, in right there with you. Aldi fortunately imports a good selection of chocolate so not all of us have to suffer.

My first thought was that this is terrible ai lol.

Stop that! You’ll get him deported.

Horse : how did I get here

Wanna know the difference between a Harley and a lawn mower?

The lawn mower has a reason to sound like that.

I love that my dinky hatchback has more get up and go then they do, they get so fucking offended when you zoom off from a light next to them.

The cartoonist never agreed to mechanizing so at best it’s still stealing from the family of a beloved icon.

Oh man, you’d hate the Midwest. Aside from the obvious reasons, there’s a baffling culture of white dudes who only wear shorts and hoodies no matter the temp outside.

There was an incredibly small moment where people were photoshopping horses into unrealistic places. I loved that.

Oh that sounds amazing!

I feel like that’s more a case for converging evolution than relationship. That actually makes this easier to deal with though.

My spouse makes one that way that everyone we know goes wild about. Literally just yellow cake, cooked strawberries, and homemade whipped cream. We’re both baffled by how popular it is, but I guess the Midwest isn’t used to real whipped cream.

Same! I was left with a small vestigial growth on the side of my pinky that baby me used as a fidget until they cut it off.

After telling a handful of stories to the goblin students I work with, one suggested that my life is so interesting because I have to live two people worth of experiences.

This movie is so fucking good because of him! I honestly want him to do more lovecraft stuff.

I’m in my 30’s and though I’m the most stable and financially well off that I’ve ever been, I’m still not well off enough to stop checking over furniture left on the curb. I’ll likely never have the money to buy anything without doing math first. No matter my efforts, my only retirement option is a serious workplace injury with a big pay out. The most lavish purchase I make every month is the internet bill, which I literally need to do my online schooling.

Kansas is very much the same, though it has some “hills” in one county. I cannot stress how oppressive it is to stand on a 3 story building and see the curve of the earth. The only thing I disliked more was the ocean.