Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado says she presented her Nobel Peace Prize medal to President Donald Trump.
  • Em Adespoton@lemmy.caEnglish
    11·
    13 天前

    “Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

    “Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

    <grabs it from her hands>

    “Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

    “So… may I have my medal back now please?”

    “Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

    • Kirp123@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      13 天前

      You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.