* Calls 911 *
“Name your drink, McDonald’s has it. For the special…”
* 30 seconds later *
“Thank you for calling 911.
For reporting a burglary, press 1.
If you are being chased by an armed person, press 2.
…
For an ambulance, press 14.
If you want to talk to an operator, press 0.”* Presses 0 *
This call is being recorded for training and monitoring purposes. You will be connected to an operator after the beep.
* Beep *
“Hello I’m Haley 9000, an AI powered voice operator. How can I help you?”
Sometimes all i feel when i read this shit is!
“HELL YEAH, ENSHITIFACATE ME HARDER DADDY”
“Make me hate you even more, make everyone else hate you like i have always done you sick pattern of economic misaligned. Make us hate you till we make you no longer exist!”
I had this terrible dream that I went to a movie theater and had to watch ads in the middle and more right before the end of the film. And they told me if I wanted to skip the ads I would have to pay 50% more for my already $20 ticket.
Remember when movies were $5 for matinee or sometimes one day in the week was $5. ? Anyone ?
It wasn’t that long ago.
I used to go to the movies like 1x or 2x a month. Now it’s literally been years. I think last time was the first new dune movie.
Sad.
Yall still talking on the phone
Yeah. It’s not my favorite. Still, most people can talk and listen faster than than a stenographer can type. There’s also the added layer of nonverbal information in oral communication that isn’t in text. Calls are still more effective for most matters that are both urgent and important. I don’t like them, but I’ll resort to them if I need to.
I’m really fucking tired of cleaning up after people who told me I was overreacting.
… or the voice call feature will be deprecated due to the universal use of text messaging and advertisers will refuse to buy ads for a defunct technology.
It’s already mostly scammers and sales people that call me
Ist that even a meme?
