CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoAt National Prayer Breakfast, Hegseth Says US Soldiers Gain Salvation by Dying for ‘Christian Nation’publicwitness.wordandway.orgexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down13
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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 hours agoSt. Peter: It says here you died for American oil companies.
minus-squarelemmylump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoSir YES SIR! (Lee Greenwood America bullshit music starts) I’m sorry, these gates shall remain closed to you. You may wander over there in purgatory or simply burn down there to your left.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 hours agoI don’t check in on the mortal world that often… Are they really killing each other over the stuff they put in lamps?
minus-squaregAlienLifeform@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours ago I don’t check in on the mortal world that often Yeah that much is obvious
minus-squarelemmylump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 hours agoYes but the lamps are now transportation machines called planes, trains, and automobiles.
St. Peter: It says here you died for American oil companies.
Sir YES SIR!
(Lee Greenwood America bullshit music starts)
I’m sorry, these gates shall remain closed to you. You may wander over there in purgatory or simply burn down there to your left.
I don’t check in on the mortal world that often… Are they really killing each other over the stuff they put in lamps?
Yeah that much is obvious
Yes but the lamps are now transportation machines called planes, trains, and automobiles.