Every time I read “He was a communist, Elmo.” I can help but just laugh, it’s just hilarious.

Why talk about yourself like that?

I mean it’s completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.

They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.

“Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”

I HATE YOU ELMO!

“Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”

psychologist furiously scribbling notes

This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can’t even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Elmo is clearly the leader we need.

Only possible explanation for these responses: Elmo is the true alpha here, both Peterson and Taite were traumatized as children/teens when they came home from school one day and walked in on Elmo, fur-deep in their mum with their father huddled in the corner crying.

This is the ONLY possible explanation for raging at a children’s puppet like this.

based elmo

Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo

I didn’t know the rivalry between elmo and Kermit ran so deep.

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