The new Microsoftslop copilot key always sends the following key-sequence when pressed:

copilot key down: left-shift-down left-meta-down f23-down f23-up left-meta-up left-shift-up
copilot key up: <null>

This means there’s no real key-up event when you release the key --> it can’t be used (properly) as a modifier like ctrl or alt.

The workaround is to send a pretend key-up event after a time delay, but then you mustn’t be too slow / fast when pressing a shortcut.

tldr: AI took a perfectly working modifier key from you.

— edit —
Some keyboards apparently do the “right” thing and don’t send the whole sequence at once, you can remap those properly with keyd, see: https://github.com/rvaiya/keyd/issues/1025#issuecomment-2971556563 / https://github.com/rvaiya/keyd/issues/825

copilot key down: left-shift-down left-meta-down f23-down
copilot key up: f23-up left-meta-up left-shift-up

this will still break left-shift + remapped copilot and left-meta + remapped copilot, but RCtrl remaps should work as expected

  • JayGray91🐉🍕@piefed.socialEnglish
    7·
    2 hours ago

    Noted. Do not buy used laptops with microslop cancer button.

    A shame because they’re all still good hardware. Just don’t want to deal with the cursed button.

    • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
      9·
      3 hours ago

      It is shocking difficult to buy a new laptop without one. Yes, I know about Framework, System 76, etc, but go to your local big box store and every laptop is covered in either Microsoft logos or Apple logos.

      • BorgDrone@feddit.nlEnglish
        510·
        3 hours ago

        MacBooks are frikkin amazing though. There is nothing in the PC world that even comes close.

        • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2·
          3 hours ago

          Yup, they’re ‘frikkin’ amazing at locking you in. Microslop is just chasing that with OEMs, and doing a great fucking job too.

          Now, is this every single make of laptop out there allowing this at the hardware level? How are they doing it? MoBo firmware? BIOS?

          • BorgDrone@feddit.nlEnglish
            1·
            1 hour ago

            Locking me in to what and how? It’s a laptop, a tool, not a religion. I don’t give a fuck about any of that shit as long as the OS gets out of the way, stuff just works and I can get on with my job.

        • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
          21·
          3 hours ago

          Yeah, no. I have to use a MacBook at work and there is nothing it does well that an equivalently-priced laptop from any other major PC manufacturer doesn’t do better. Performance is good, but not great, and, again, is trounced by most of its equivalents, even the Surface Book. Window management in MacOS is appalling, the built in applications range from adequate to basically unusably bad (looking at you, Safari) and every bit of it seems to have been designed to be different first and better second.

          • BorgDrone@feddit.nlEnglish
            1·
            57 minutes ago

            Performance is good, but not great, and, again, is trounced by most of its equivalents, even the Surface Book.

            Sure, you can find an equivalent priced laptop that will beat the MBPro at one metric, but it’ll fall short on others. It’s faster but it has a cheap case , crappy trackpad, shit screen or terrible battery life, etc.

            There are very few laptops out there that are as good in every metric as a MBPro. It is simply the best total package.

  • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    8·
    5 hours ago

    An embarrassing new low, even with the bars they’ve already set. And fitting, for this being the (egregiously multiply-) branded button to launch the shit show. Christ, this has been a fucking carnival lmao.

    Microslop has now regressed to implementing “features” very closely resembling - in sophistication and effect - my own bumbling, desperate, ignorant attempts at similar (“making a button behave like a macro”), using AutoHotKey, somewhere between 15-20 years ago.

    And do I understand that they both shipped that, on hardware, AND it’s broken so badly it can’t be easily remedied?

    I don’t know what to say. It’s like all the geniuses of comedy who died too young are doing this, all of it.

    (No shade whatsoever to AHK, it was, probably still is, awesome at its job!)

    Edit: suddenly realized it’s just on purpose, probably. Anyway, rant remains lol

  • Frenchgeek@lemmy.mlEnglish
    1·
    4 hours ago

    Note to self: start looking into building my own keyboards if it ever becomes standard, somehow.

  • kamen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    5 hours ago

    I’m all for hardware remappable keyboards in laptops too - just like what you can have with an external one. I do realise though that this is a niche within a niche. From what I know only Framework (oh, and System76) is doing something like that.

  • texture@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    10 hours ago

    happy to be typing this comment on a framework laptop, where no such key is to be found.

    interesting post, and thanks for the info. i cant believe the crap MS pulls. Linux is easier than ever. Join us.

  • Fokeu@lemmy.zipEnglish
    921·
    16 hours ago

    Congrats Microsoft, you managed to enshittify a goddamn keyboard key.

    • attero@discuss.tchncs.deOPEnglish
      12·
      12 hours ago

      It’s arguably worse, because Samsung has full control over software, hardware, and firmware of their devices.
      Even if MS would like to fix this mess, they can’t.

      • [object Object]@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        4 hours ago

        Theoretically I think they could redefine it as a new distinct key instead of the combo — as is done with the windows and context-menu keys. That would allow it to be remapped properly.

  • ColdWater@lemmy.caEnglish
    10·
    11 hours ago

    If this garbage is on my keyboard I will drill that motherfucker out no second thought

    • Wispy2891@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      7 hours ago

      I have a Lenovo usb keyboard with a fn Key in place of the Ctrl key that has absolutely no purpose. It’s for volume control like fn+F7 BUT… IT ALSO HAS DEDICATED BUTTONS FOR VOLUME CONTROL!!

      After the nth time I accidentally switched fn and Ctrl I took a screwdriver and popped it out permanently (being USB it doesn’t report fn status to the os and of course the BIOS doesn’t allow FN remapping because it’s not a laptop)

  • Sims@lemmy.mlEnglish
    292·
    15 hours ago

    “tldr: AI took a perfectly working modifier key from you.” - ‘AI’ ?? I can’t see how this is anything but Microshit and Capitalism that 'takes away" anything…