Don’t do kids, drugs!
Do some of the drugs kids. Just not the ones kid rock does.
Don’t do rock, kid.
Kids, at a certain point in life you’re going to feel an urge to cut back on the late nights partying and feel like you ought to eat better and exercise more, maybe even spend a Saturday hiking without drugs or alcohol. If you don’t listen to your body when it tells you that, you’ll wind up looking like kid rock. And if you don’t get that feeling by 30 pretend you did and do it anyways.
Less alcohol, more mushrooms, keep dancing and partying forever. The issue isn’t fun it’s alcohol.
It’s also the late nights and bar food and not getting enough exercise. Psychs are great for those that psychs are great for, but finding a good balance that includes different types of fun is good for you, and if you can’t enjoy a nice short evening of sober hanging out with friends you ought to resolve that
Mushroom you won’t have an appetite at the end of the night. Great for a night of dancing with no drunk food chowdown after.
I will argue that healthy “bar food” is so much better.
Last night I shallow fried some summer squash, and it was so much more tasty than anything fried from a bar.
Semi sober hikes are super awesome! I like smoking in nature. But drinking while hiking sounds miserable.
Drinking during a hike is fun if it’s a light hike and light drinking. Small beer would probably be excellent even on a little bit rougher. That said I’m one of those people who loves going on a long walk when I’m hammered. Like, if I still drank like I did in college people would have to keep me from doing a mile+ while shitfaced.
Different strokes, for different folk I guess.
I ain’t trying to harsh anyone’s mellow. It just ain’t for me.
MAGA is bad for your health.
Ricky Martin on his pro wrestler arc…
Kid Rock on his raisin arc
I didn’t know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.
Run down double-wide with a meth lab and a puppy mill to try to cover the smell.
Kid Rock looks like he’s waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.
I’m not sure he could think of 3 different questions.
Wow, Kid Rock is only 55
Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That’s teen idol stuff.
Kid Rock, well, he’s just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn’t broken into the music industry he’d be an incel.
Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.
Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.
i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table
That’s Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.
I don’t remember why but I tagged you at some point as “brilliant mf”. I hope you are having an excellent day.
Maybe I recognized Ricky last time and got my cookie. Thanks man, with zirtec and the possibility of a heart attack anything is possible! LOL.
Hate ages you worse than any other drug!
You mean skid rock?
Drugs and alcohol can fry your brains.
I was just telling my wife this morning that Rocky Martin looks SO GOOD - WHAT A FREAKIN’ HUNK!!!
Kid rock looks like the brother of the my pillow freak.
He will no longer be known as kid rock, he will known now as man gravel.
I call him Kid-ney Stone
Kid rock is 9 years younger but looks at least 9 years older. And my pillow guy was addicted to crack.
Living la vida loca
🎼He, is, so, burnt, out
Doing meth instead of coca
Why, is, his, face, so red?
Also a self identifying predator. 🎶
