Your personal data is safe with us.
So give it. Very safe. Give it!
We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.
Your children are also safe. Give them.
Doubt.
“Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.”
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?
And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.
Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?
Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat
20 years is “quick” enough. 5 is “immediately”.
Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale
It’s a cup of coffee really. It’ll go by like that *snaps fingers
Finite time is trivial /s
0 seconds is perfect so bam! I won’t upload it. Call it good.
Maybe deleted by discord immediately. Not their vendor partners though since that’s what happened last time data was leaked.
“In most cases”
So, bots?
It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.
how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp
Sus.
Youus young’uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.aviAh crap I activated your Trap Card!
Real media was fun
If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires
El hoyo
Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.
Define “quickly” and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?
quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.
Fuck them, fuck them all.
Personal ID to use a shart app? Out of your damn minds.
I guess younger generations will slowly accept this type of crap…
Not if the older generation stops them from doing so
But I am entirely without rizz! How will I communicate?
6 7
More of a 69 guy myself
I’m so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.
The current UK government in a nutshell right now:
“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs
Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.
No they don’t. They need it to definitively link your data between each of the sites you frequent.
That and your phone number. To be fair, the phone number thing does most of the legwork.
Removed discord from all devices i own.
Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe
Fuckers.
Just got my debit card stolen.
I only use it on frontier and Costco. But I’m sure it’s frontier who leaked it againObligatory fuck frontier, complimentary fuck comcast
i already startet my own teamspeak community for like 10€ a month for up to 25 people.
I’m currently researching Matrix Synapse, to see if it would be worth the hassle to self-host a server.
I’ve been self hosting it for a few years. It hasn’t give me much trouble.
Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!
