i will not apologize for saying that looks like a sex position
My best friends Brandon and Jonathan discovered they were pretty good at this while they were in the restroom at the Handy Down Bar and they’re celebrating their 3 week anniversary next Friday! So, it DOES happen more often than you think.
I think you know.
“Bro you wanna do butt stuff but on ice going really fast in front if everyone?”
Prolly like that
r/brandnewsentence
Checks out
Probably like this
“Please don’t pop a boner, please oh please god no!”
Or maybe do?
Speed boner!
Geeze, who do you think these guys are, ski jumpers?
They gotta go half chub or it won’t make the suit bigger.
I watched a comedian say that you could force a guy onto one of those things and he could probably win an involuntary gold medal
where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.
Mr Evil?
That’s Doctor Evil to you.
Pretty standard, really
Craig: “What are we doing again?”
Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”
Craig: “…”
Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”
Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”
Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”
Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”
Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”
I’m like 97% sure that this sport started on a dare.
Me: “It’s the hot dog luge”
Wife: “What? Why?”
Me: “Weiner rests in the split of the buns”
Wife:
You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.
:: halfway down the run ::
Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.
Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…
I have cackled loudly and now I need to explain why to my children.
Thank you.
“think of it as an extra safety restraint”
Top/Bottom in which sense?
I’m a bit confused. Which one is the top here?
The bottom man is the top man, obviously.
