Entirely false

Yeah, only wackjobs think the Catholic church committed genocide in Canada.

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Inb4 hot takes that are especially relevant in June.

It’s an old story. The age range determination was like 2014, the big headline for genetic testing was done in like 2018.

Your DNA sequence is generally pretty stable, but other characteristics do. Epigenetics is the field. Another example is methylation, which is basically like your cell putting a post-it note that says “don’t use this” on a particular region. By looking at a bunch of different methylation sites an age can be estimated.

But in this case, it appears that the article is just mixing up “genetic testing was performed” and “the ages were determined” (separate statements from previous articles.)

I cast 5th level numeracy on the goblins, integrating them by parts.

If you make a Volkswagen fancy, you end up with an Audi

Or a Porsche. Or a Bentley. Or a laborghini. Or a Bugatti.

For clarity: this is based on piaac test results. The literacy test results are sorted into 6 categories (1-5 and <1) for comparing the distribution internationally. 54% of Americans score less than 3, compared to top-scoring Japan and top-english-speaking Australia at approximately 35% and 45%. The task description for level 3:

Adults at Level 3 are able to construct meaning across larger chunks of text or perform multi-step operations in order to identify and formulate responses. They can identify, interpret or evaluate one or more pieces of information, often employing varying levels of inferencing. They can combine various processes (accessing, understanding and evaluating) if required by the task . Adults at this level can compare and evaluate multiple pieces of information from the text(s) based on their relevance or credibility. Texts at this level are often dense or lengthy, including continuous, noncontinuous, mixed. Information may be distributed across multiple pages, sometimes arising from multiple sources that provide discrepant information. Understanding rhetorical structures and text signals becomes more central to successfully completing tasks, especially when dealing with complex digital texts that require navigation. The texts may include specific, possibly unfamiliar vocabulary and argumentative structures. Competing information is often present and sometimes salient, though no more than the target information. Tasks require the respondent to identify, interpret, or evaluate one or more pieces of information, and often require varying levels of inferencing. Tasks at Level 3 also often demand that the respondent disregard irrelevant or inappropriate text content to answer accurately. The most complex tasks at this level include lengthy or complex questions requiring the identification of multiple criteria, without clear guidance regarding what has to be done

I could not find which source originally cited level 2 as “6th grade” equivalent, though the oecd recommends against drawing that parallel.

Organs don’t keep… If they got the donor it probably meant there wasn’t anybody else queued up.

Thought you were just shitposting with that name…

Now I just wish you were.

Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

“bigots reject what they’re unfamiliar with, and if I’m honest, it’ll probably end up happening to me too”

Is about as far from the one joke as you can get.

Coherent units best units.

Other than diagramming, the simple answer is that by asking what the other would say, you’re basically asking one to ask the other.

Because the answer is “passing through” both when you ask, it’s negated once (by the one liar), regardless of who is “answering” first.

Oddly enough… It’s pretty similar.

Dangerous myths:

You have to aim a shotgun.

Shotguns remain deadly through a significant amount of drywall.

And it’s generally illegal to operate a gun in public…

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I have no idea why the west is so ok with Japan’s ranked competitive racism…

The “reverse” here is in the context: “parental controls” is conventionally allows parents to restrict offspring.