It doesnt look like returning the devices has to be immediate or convenient. Heres my proposed plan:

Ban devices entirely. Any item discovered gets confiscated, labeled, and placed in a bin in the office (achieving the “secure” location requirement of the bill.) Students are permitted to label their item. Items are available for pickup weekly at the end of a district-wide midday “value of education” parental education session.

Labelmaker: ~$200/school

Labels: $0.01/item

2 hrs labor weekly: 38×2×$50=$3800/district/year

Value of inconveniencing parents enough to care: priceless.

Didn’t want to state a blanket “can” - these types of laws vary in a lot of places.

Check your local laws, but you can probably buy and carry a white cane so long as you aren’t trying to scam the legal benefits of it.

It’s huge for this. Aiming and trying to frame the camera for a phone app sucks. Pointing your head is a lot more natural.

The "medical device " solutions are bulky, exceedingly expensive, and lack creature comforts like Bluetooth audio from your phone.

That’s not really a practical answer for a lot of crimes, unless you also presuppose that a large portion of women covering it up are also successfully pinning them on men or preventing them from being discovered at all.

For example in the US, even if you add all unknown murders to women, they’re still totaling less than half attributed to men.

While I agree with the sentiment, I think the disparity is so vast you can’t practically explain it without a substantial underlying difference in the crimes committed.

I think it’s probably fair to say that there was a lot of evolutionary pressure that selected for aggression in males and against it for females. Trying to ignore any biological differences is neglectful.

There are at least some countries where the charge of rape specifically requires the aggressor to penetrate with a penis. (Yes I know some men and women have atypical numbers of penises for their gender, dont @ me)

Yeah, your 15- year-old device is slow, but let’s see how slow it is with windows 11 installed

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You can buy the Same Thing in the US right now for $15k https://zeromotorcycles.com/model/zero-s

Light clothing and hats are absolutely not spf infinity.

Minimalism is just a conspiracy by big small to sell you more less.

But have you considered https://wikigacha.com/?lang=EN

I guess words change if we use them incorrectly for long enough.

Looking at the etymology, it appears that short sighted started as the medical term, with it’s relation to foresight coming later. It’s also older than nearsighted.

It may be less common in modern contexts, but it’s definitely a “correct” use.

Also: all words are made up and the points don’t matter.

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Well it’s probably a good thing you quit!

To nitpick: it’s fair to say his relationships with children were inappropriate. The stipulated behavior crosses a lot of lines of propriety.

The stipulated behavior doesn’t amount to being harmful or abusive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart's_law

Round out the set with refraining

People say I’m so unpretentious (for a genius)