Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

I looked up the origins of the luge double and you’re not too far from the truth!

You know…that actually looks kinda gay if you ask me.

aaron earned an iron urn

I will compare it to a movie that I think is really good. If it’s better than that, I qualify it as a great movie.

Perhaps then a tweet would suffice?

Wring it out and hang it up to dry I guess.

Who makes sushi while they’re napping?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

The suit was against the assistant principal of the school. I doubt the assistant principal will be capable of paying $10m, so the teacher likely won’t see any of the money. Especially if the assistant principal ends up in prison after the criminal trial.

I agree, let’s all plan on falling back by a half hour this year.

Don’t worry, you’ll get your fall back as regularly scheduled. However, when the clock hits midnight we’re immediately jumping ahead an hour again so we permanently land on DST.

Oddly enough, the bedrooms aren’t always included in a house tour.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

That’s a great idea! Which distro are we all installing?

Only one solution, better Kristi Noem it.

Hasn’t stopped Trump from having a go at it.

You can be drop-dead hungry. Just look at Gaza.

SkiFree

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