A newly-released FBI document details disturbing allegations that Trump struck a teen girl after she "bit the sh*t out of" his penis in an assault facilitated by Jeffrey Epstein.
Come on. That lady didn’t believe exactly everything I believed. How could I vote for someone who is not only a female, but someone who didn’t believe exactly what I believed!?!?
But you don’t understand, the only other choice we had was a lady…
And she was black or something
And she might drag the entire country into a pointless war on a whim, just because she felt like it
She could get her period and randomly abduct a foreign leader!
Better half penis than no penis at all! /s
Come on. That lady didn’t believe exactly everything I believed. How could I vote for someone who is not only a female, but someone who didn’t believe exactly what I believed!?!?