Sorry the website is kind of shitty, but that’s pretty damn funny.
That guy deserves a drink named after him at his local bar
The Jailbird
- 4 parts tequila
- 1 part oj (with pulp)
- 2 parts pineapple juice
- 2 parts lime juice
Shake and serve in a red solo cup
It’s just a jungle bird with tequila. No God fearing American knows what campari is so just swap in some oj. It’s basically the same right? Alternatively, just blend an entire orange up and use that instead.
That… actually sounds pretty great.
Welp, now I know what I’m doing this weekend.
The extremely calm reaction to it makes this 100x better. Those cops walk out like this happens once a week and calmly arrest the guy.
But he does look incredibly proud of himself. I wonder if there was alcohol involved?
“You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!”
Sorry buddy, this is a police station, not the jungle. You should’ve made that left turn at Albuquerque.
