I’m such a waterslut I’d literally die without it!
I’m gagging for it
Thirsty waterslut.
I’ve got a massive water bottle that I go through like twice a day. Have always loved water. Remember constantly being tested for diabetes because they thought I was just thirsty all the time. Nope. Just love water.
Liquid life baby.
Is there any other way to drink water??
Lick the tip of your tongue into the bottle’s hole repeatedly, enjoying the water torturously slowly?
H2O hoe
H2-hoe
It was right there and he missed it lol
I have long suspected theres some primal psychology into play for this. Like arriving at a big water spot or river where there is plenty.
That’s exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.
r/hydrohomies
H2O before hoes.
Bonus points if you moan or grunt a little as you glug.
Does anyone else feel weirdly connected to their ancestors when this happens? Like the urge and sensation is just so primal
This used to be my life until I bought some metal straws. Now I just suck…my uhh…water…
Excuse me for one second.
Oh yeah!
Daily
3am insomnia
Spray that H2O all over my face
That’s a bit much, can we just stay hydrohomies?
Not when it’s dripping down your chin.
You just have to declare “no hydrohomo” so everyone knows it’s all above board.
It’s the only way
