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the invisible touch

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    NO GHOSTING!

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    Yeah, logMeIn babe, logMeIn hard!

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      You can Remote your D in my P anytime.

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        This B needs a C in her A

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      *LogInMe

      Heh

    • lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That still exists? 👀

      • NullPointerException@lemmy.ca
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        I thought the same, but it actually exists. The other day a support guy had to use it in my Mac.

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      Me, the rare linux user: “You have no power here.”

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    Me and Claude code 🙄

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    I’m really really glad that I get root on my work computer.

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    Dude - I just need you to type in the admin password so I can install software or fix whatever is wrong that you don’tunderstand. We really don’t need to spoon.

    I wouldn’t actually mind if they actually vetted the software, but they just type in the password and install whatever I click on. I once changed the name of an installer for a new version of QGIS to “IT malware installation test” and they didn’t even notice.

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      “IT malware installation test"

      rofl that is gorgeous.

      My experience with IT is watching them slowly do all the things I already tried, with long pauses to check their script. And a lot of confusion when they see none of Chrome, Firefox, or Edge has ever been booted since they pushed them.

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    Is that a mouse in the small of my back?

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