Ignore that fascist bastards whining. He dug his own ass into it let him dig himself out
He should be pleading. But he is demanding. That’s the weird part. He does not have the cards for demanding.
You break it, you own it. He attacked, without reason. Hell! According to them its not even a war. Get congress to declare war first, then we talk.
US is out of warships? Didn’t see this comming.
Doubtful. But they probably can’t send more without officially having to declared a war. Which Trump alone can’t do. So they are asking other nations to come save him from his own domestic misconduct.
Pathetic
The United States should be annexed by China
The United States should be returned to its indigenous owners
Sane-washing title
the US president urged Britain and other nations – including France, China and Japan – to send warships to the area to protect oil tankers from Iranian attacks.
Not a good sign if we are asking China to change our diaper.
Just one week ago he “truthed”:
The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!
What? Wasn’t already won one week ago, and no help was needed? Now it needs to beg for help?
"I want Greenland! Give me Greenland, or I’ll go to war with Europe! Give me what I want OR ELSE! "
3 months later:
“You better help me save face from my virtuosically incompetent war strategy OR ELSE!”
“We don’t need your ships”
24 hours later…
“Please send your ships”
“BTW, we already won the war, but please help”
This is the same country that was seriously planning to invade and annex Greenland just three months ago. They might have postponed their plans in favor of bombing Iran, but Greenland is still on the table.
So Europe may suffer the economic consequences of this mess, but the White House getting humiliated and the US military getting degraded and bogged down in Iran are both a boon for Europe.
My only fear that some European leaders (looking at you Starmer) might actually be stupid enough to follow them in this folly out of some misplaced sense of appeasement.
Alternatively, the UK can kick out the US and Israeli ambassadors and its oil will be allowed to pass the Strait.
Ooooh… If Iran made that counteroffer, things would get spicy!
What in Frankensteins vagflaps is going on with his face? It looks like it was sewn together from discarded bits of uncooked chicken skin
He picks the best people. In this case, a stylist that cant size collars to save his neck image.
It was. His real face is underneath, and it’s much worse.
“Please spend billions of dollars to pull my ass out of the fire!”
France already told him to go fuck himself.
I’m going to tell you like I told George Bush. Go fuck yourself.
-France
Instead of renaming French Fries to Freedom Fries, they’ll just ban them, and people who make them in their air fryers at home will be designated terrorists, and be executed.
As a result, the potato futures will plunge, and the entire potato industry will be destroyed, farms will go out of business, animal feed will be short, leading to meat shortages.
And the MAGAs will be on TV saying "It was hilarious to see the Libz getting angry because there were no fries at McDonalds, which was our objective.
"The fact that another major commodity market was destroyed as a direct result couldn’t be predicted, and isn’t our fault, or our problem.
“Thanks to President Trump’s leadership, we achieved OUR objective in record time, and this operation was a TOTAL SUCCESS!”
Stop predicting the future right now. Someone might read this!
I’m starting to think he was never very good at the businesses and the strategies all along!
