Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let’s fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I’m drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.
hhhhhey…
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
But who’s? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher???
You’re terrible, you’re ALL terrible.
