When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.
hhhhhey…
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let’s fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I’m drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
But who’s? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher???
You’re terrible, you’re ALL terrible.
