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That’s just God bowling.
In Norse mythology, it’s Thor riding his carriage.
When the thunderstorm is very far away and I can listen just the faintest noise i I like to say that the sky’s stomach is rumbling.
God is about to drop some explosive diaharea.
Gods farting
When I was a kid, my parents or grandparents (don’t remember exactly) used to say, they are playing bowling up there.
God’s farts smell like ozone.
That’s jod dropping logs. Sounds like it was holy enchilada night last night
Only if thunder is followed by putrid stench :D
Volcanos can smell of sulphur so…
Volcanos, Mother Earth’s buttholes
Oh lawd help me, I’m about to burn ma dick
