But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.
The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…
Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.
You gotta pee just before bed then brush your teeth then pee a little bit more.
If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it’ll warm you up even more.
Warmth is only temporary.
Cold wetness lasts a long time.
Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.
Um
sure touche technically, but dude if your piss looks like that neon then you’ve got bigger issues.
What if it glows in the dark?
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It’s me right now plus I have cat on my legs sleeping… I can’t move
If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.
What if suddenly it got a little warmer…
When I was in the hospital we had pee jars by the bed
