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Be careful, she might also call you when she’s bored and not horny. That’s how I ended up married. 👍👍
The first time you get the call: “Hey, how was your day?”
“…what’s happening!?”
Oh, the horror!!
Happened to me too, and I still like her 8 years later. Its the worst!

Testurteil: „Befriedigend”
A little joke for the Germans.
Danke
sounds fun until you learn what hypersexual women are like. being poly helps

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Man, yeah.
And it is magical. My 20’s and 30’s I was that guy for a few people, and it’s a noble calling.
“Noble” probably isn’t the word I’d choose, but “awesome” certainly fits.
“I dub thee ser Dicksalot”
This can easily end up in heartbreak.
A knight’s front tail.
Ivanhoe








